John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
I didn’t know how much I needed this I my life
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
i wonder if when he eats soup that feather gets in the way
Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective
please watch this video
well honestly im fuckin sold
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.
wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
i mostly post music and sci fi i guess?? also other things. i live in seattle-ish and am about to graduate high school. i try to be a nice person but am kind of obnoxious and done with life regardless of that.