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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

moonlit-bedrooms:

I didn’t know how much I needed this I my life

frenums:

based on real life experiences

As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.
Louis C.K (via versteur)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

mother-fricker:

i wonder if when he eats soup that feather gets in the way

mother-fricker:

i wonder if when he eats soup that feather gets in the way

theflightlesslark:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

king-of-the-beach:

250px:

please watch this video

well honestly im fuckin sold

  #i am dead  

sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….

  #i get fuckin psyCHED about the ocean  

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

  #or girls who kiss girls    #or that some people dont conform to the gender binary  

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

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yes hello friends my name is ellie.
i mostly post music and sci fi i guess?? also other things. i live in seattle-ish and am about to graduate high school. i try to be a nice person but am kind of obnoxious and done with life regardless of that.
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